… were all stocked up here. - Jack Nicholson, As good as it gets.

A crazy guy was talking loudly in the supermarket, today. On the outside of the till line, he ranted to the queueing customers about the disgrace of not having a girlfriend, pacing left and right, making broad gestures as he spoke. I know girls only like strong guys with great bodies, he said, but I’m sensitive, intelligent and cultured. I write poetry and I even have a blog, on some-unintelligible-blog-address-dot-com! And still, no women will even look at me!

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