28.01.2008 / Babysitting Lesson #1
How to feed a 6-month baby:
1. Talk gibberish and make all sort of ridiculous noises and faces in front of the baby.
2. Find out which combinations make him/her laugh the most and repeat them.
3. Sneak in a spoonful of green grub while the mouth is open due to laughter.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until most the food is gone - you may have to go back to step 1 if step 2 stops working.
Result: A happy, well fed child, and green grub all over the your face, your clothes, the baby and the couch.
(No photos have been taken, in order to spare the camera from an otherwise unavoidable green yucky coating)




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